did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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