You're my little dorito
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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