no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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