im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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