Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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