Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Come on in and take your pants off
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