we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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