Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize