therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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