dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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