and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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