From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Randomize
