What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
