you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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