just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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