Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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