I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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