look no pants
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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