Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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