really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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