I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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