i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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