I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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