I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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