She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
