Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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