Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
