I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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