Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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