I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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