I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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