i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize