I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
This is my gift to your gina
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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