Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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