she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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