Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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