i'm signing you up for texting rehab
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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