I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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