You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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