benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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