i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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