Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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