Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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