How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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