She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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