this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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