I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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