How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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