hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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