So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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