when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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