Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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