no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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