My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging