white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?