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• (773): View more from Illinois

  My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.

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  didn't stop?

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  naw, they were rude, not me.

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• (310): View more from California

  so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?

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  by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It's never too late to be topless.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional

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• (914): View more from New York

  The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Alls I remember is making out with that chick.

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  Nope that was a dude

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging

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