i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.