I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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